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ceo [Via Emerson Santos' weblog]

Remember, “no business model” == “burst into flames”… unless, acquired for large user-base and/or technology – but only few fall in that category, meaning the odds are high… ceo

There is a development team… and there is the team's development manager. And the team works on their S/W product, and the manager manages the team. A bug is found, a synchronization problem it is, threads are deadlocking, a synchronization bug by a developer. The manager is not too happy, the developers explain the isolated … Read more

OMG! A friend sent me these in an email… but there was no attribution. I don't know who created these sequences, but whoever did, thank you! This is so funny! If you know who created these, please leave a comment with the information, so that I can give proper attribution… Depending on how much downloads/bandwidth … Read more

Due to recent circumstances, we have been forced to write the following disclaimer… DISCLAIMER – HANDSET AND HANDSET USAGE WARNING – Handsets and its software can be unpredictable and unsafe. Handsets can be dangerous. It has been reported all around the Internet about these dangers, and there's no way we can list them all here. … Read more

In the beginning, there was the thumb… And the thumb was good… Then came the cellphone… And the cellphone was good… Along came texting… And texting was good… But the thumb was not designed for texting, and it hurt… The human species had no choice, but to adapt, to evolve, or re-engineer themselves. A better … Read more

You gotta love Scott Adams…. Today – “Sales Secret Weapon”… Click on the image to go to Dilbert.com:

After my post Developer's Top 10 replies when code doesn't work…, it occured to me why don't we now put together the top 10 replies for why Java ME apps stop working or misbehave… I have come up with 7 so far… Post your comments with your suggestions! At the end I will order them … Read more